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Best Celebrity Legs of Met Gala 2019

As freaking weird as the 2019 Met Gala is there were quite a number of sexy celebrities showing off their physical attributes. Granted the outfits were nothing you would wear anywhere but this deal. It gave the talent an opportunity to show off their sexy legs and curves in revealing outfits that otherwise looked ridiculous. Following is a few of my favorite celebrities seen on the Met Gala red carpet that decided to reveal as much of their sexy assets as possible without being completely indecent.

Jennifer Lopez sexy legs in a silver dress

Jenifer Lopez showed off her shapely booty and sexy legs in a plunging barely there silver dress and towering high heels.

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Camila Morrone tanned legs in a mullet dress

No idea who she is but her legs are fabulous.

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Nina Dobrev in a strapless mini dress

So glad somebody chose not to look utterly ridiculous.

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Doutzen Kroes Showing off her long legs

Doutzen Kroes made sure to keep her gorgeous legs front and center

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Chloe Grace Moretz lovely in a futuristic style

She’s a favorite. Looked pretty nice despite it all.

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Gwen Stefani killer legs in a bodysuit

She loves her fishnet stockings and high heels.

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Jennifer Connelly color block mini dress

Just gld to see her showing off her sexy legs in high heels. She’s not seen much these days.

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Candice Swanepoel supermodel leg show

Always nice to see perfection show up to these things. Making sure you don’t miss those long legs.

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Lili Reinhart shapely legs in mullet dress

I have no idea who this person is but she made a nice pose on the stairs to show off her sexy legs in ankle strap high heels.

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Amber Valletta kept sexy simple

Smoking hot Amber Valletta showed off her sexy legs in a bodysuit. The cut on that thing is outrageous.

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Lily Collins an angel in white

Lily Collins is a favorite. Love the sky high platform shoes she wore to show off her sexy legs.

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And that’s about it. I can’t look through any more of these.

Met Gala Fashion Freak Show – Eyesore 2019

The Met Gala fashion freakshow was quite an eyesore. Many of my favorite, and not so favorite, celebrities dressed up in the yearly requisite gaudy garbage wear to parade down the red carpet. So may awful outfits. I don’t understand the premise of this. Art as fashion as couture sewage? Well, here are some really laughable outfits on display.

Not one but four trashy Gaga outfits

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Katy Perry as a chandelier

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Diane von Furstenberg celebrating herself

I think that’s her on her dress.

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Elle Fanning

Hippy wingsuit.

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Miley Cyrus

Always with the weird expressions.

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Typical Julianne Moore

Julianne Moore wears this kind of crap all the time. I think she forgot it was Met Gala night. It could have so been much worse.

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Janelle Monae hat head

When you can’t decide on a hat? No problem, this is the Met Gala, wear all them bitches.

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Ezra Miller eyeballs

Easily the stupidest thing seen at the Met Gala. What does this even have to do with fashion?

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Hauilee Steinfeld succumbs to the stupid

Typically a red carpet favorite. Awful dress and the message is dumb.

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Cara Delevingne fruity crown

Great body. Super legs. Outfit is not terrible. Certainly not by this freakshow standards. But the headpiece really looks hilarious.

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Emily Blunt looks lost

Emily Blunt looks like she doesn’t quite want to be here. But feels like she must. So she grabs her aunties dress and just goes with the weird. I mean it’s not like anyone will notice, right?

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Lupita Nyong’o colorful winged shoulder pads

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Gwyneth Paltrow in a nightgown

What to wear? Why don’t I go back through my old child photos for inspirationand see what I wore 40 years ago? The yellow nightgown. Yes, that’s it!

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Tracee Ellis Ross is a picture all right

Look at me. I’m picture perfect.

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Saoirse Ronan

Superhero audition

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I can’t go through anymore of these. There are some revealing outfits that look just as dumb but I’ll will post positively on because of the obvious sex appeal and somewhat lack of distracting moronic “fashion”.