Met Gala Fashion Freak Show – Eyesore 2019

The Met Gala fashion freakshow was quite an eyesore. Many of my favorite, and not so favorite, celebrities dressed up in the yearly requisite gaudy garbage wear to parade down the red carpet. So may awful outfits. I don’t understand the premise of this. Art as fashion as couture sewage? Well, here are some really laughable outfits on display.

Not one but four trashy Gaga outfits

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Katy Perry as a chandelier

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Diane von Furstenberg celebrating herself

I think that’s her on her dress.

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Elle Fanning

Hippy wingsuit.

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Miley Cyrus

Always with the weird expressions.

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Typical Julianne Moore

Julianne Moore wears this kind of crap all the time. I think she forgot it was Met Gala night. It could have so been much worse.

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Janelle Monae hat head

When you can’t decide on a hat? No problem, this is the Met Gala, wear all them bitches.

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Ezra Miller eyeballs

Easily the stupidest thing seen at the Met Gala. What does this even have to do with fashion?

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Hauilee Steinfeld succumbs to the stupid

Typically a red carpet favorite. Awful dress and the message is dumb.

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Cara Delevingne fruity crown

Great body. Super legs. Outfit is not terrible. Certainly not by this freakshow standards. But the headpiece really looks hilarious.

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Emily Blunt looks lost

Emily Blunt looks like she doesn’t quite want to be here. But feels like she must. So she grabs her aunties dress and just goes with the weird. I mean it’s not like anyone will notice, right?

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Lupita Nyong’o colorful winged shoulder pads

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Gwyneth Paltrow in a nightgown

What to wear? Why don’t I go back through my old child photos for inspirationand see what I wore 40 years ago? The yellow nightgown. Yes, that’s it!

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Tracee Ellis Ross is a picture all right

Look at me. I’m picture perfect.

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Saoirse Ronan

Superhero audition

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I can’t go through anymore of these. There are some revealing outfits that look just as dumb but I’ll will post positively on because of the obvious sex appeal and somewhat lack of distracting moronic “fashion”.

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