More goodness that is Marisa Miller. Can’t resist. She is about as perfect as any woman can be. Beautiful. Perfect natural boobs. Long shapely legs. Curvy. I sound like a babbling idiot describing her. She’s making the most of the limelight of late and she doesn’t disappoint with her photo appearances. One day we’ll see photos of her after coming back from the trash dump in some sweat pants, ratty tennis shoes and a hoodie with bad skin and wonder why the cruelty. Or like every other celebrity chick she’ll get pregnant and offer us tantalizing views of her massive boobage and wanting little else. Maybe she’ll do something awful with plastic surgery that will make us cry. But for now, there is nothing but perfection. I’m going to enjoy her 15 minutes.

Marissa Miller

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