It’s generally acknowledged that Kelly Brook has one of the top bodies in the world. It’s ridiculously curvy. She is amazingly gorgeous. There just isn’t a lot not to like. Most lad blogs admire her breasts. Yes, they are quite wonderful. But her legs are worth a mention as well. She’s a trained model and really knows how to accentuate her body parts allowing for proper objectification. I don’t know what it is about these English babes but Kelly is but one of many that are incredible to look at. This photo of Kelly in thigh high stockings and high heel slides is quite sexy. Well done Kelly.
Archive for June, 2008
Renee Zellweger in High Heels
I’ve always had a celebrity crush on Renee Zellweger. I think she’s a fabulous actress and that she is very cute and sexy. When she is splashing herself on the red carpet she always looks very stylish. She’s not the most voluptuous babe around but you can tell she is very fit and firm by looking at her legs and bum. I think she is most definitely hot. Just check out this photo of her posing for InStyle magazine. I don’t know what is photoshopped and what is real anymore, but she still looks really good. She always wears towering high heel shoes. She really knows how to maximize her potential. I say well done Renee.
Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova in High Heels
The average fashion model does not interest me in the least. Those runway skags are too skinny, lifeless and boring to bother looking at. But the Victoria Secret models are a whole different kind of babe. Lingerie models in general are a whole different story when in comes to objectification of women. Their whole purpose in life is to wear items of clothing to be objectified in. None do it better, with more class and with hotter women than VS. Obviously the deal with this blog is high heels. I totally dig shapely and long stems in high heels. Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova in sexy towering high heels is something special. They look good in them, they know how to wear them and they know how to walk in them. I love pros in heels. Not many models are elevated to celebrity status either, but I think Victoria Secret models certainly are. Nice work girls.
Kristen Bell in High Heels
Kristen Bell is cute and sexy. I used to really dig her as Veronica Mars. Surprising that a show as shitty as the Hills or Gossip Girl can remain on the air, yet a show like VM gets canceled targeting roughly the same demographics. Youngsters just can’t commit to quality these days. They prefer their crap in quick and small doses. And so it goes. But the nice thing that came out of VM was Kristen Bell. She’s parlayed her time away from the small screen into opportunity on the big screen. And hence I am able to continue to objectify her slim curves while she wears sexy dresses and high heels. Well done Kristen.
Christina Aguilera in Liquid Leggings and High Heels
Christina Aguilera doesn’t seem too pleased in this photo. She seems a bit put out. I know how she feels. I’m a bit put out that she doesn’t have her sweater unzipped to show off her E-cup boobies. As a consolation though Christina is wearing what is referred to, apparently, as liquid leggings and a sweet pair of sexy high heels. I’m trying to recall the last time I’ve seen a photo of Christina not in a pair of high heels. Thankfully I just cannot. Cheer up Christina. It looks like you’re doing an awesome job of getting your body back, post-pregnancy. Your legs, the gams are smoking hot. Good job. Turn that frown upside down.
Charlize Theron in Black High Heels and Dress
This has been a great month for Charlize Theron sightings. She’s in one of the biggest movies of the year, Hancock, and is certainly promoting the crap out of it. She seems very gracious to do it though I bet she finds it annoying at this point. The producers probably have it written into her contract that she has to put her pretty face and fierce body out there to draw some interest. Like it matters since Big Willie stars in the thing. Anyway it’s a good strategy as she’s looked beautiful in each photo opportunity I’ve seen. I’ve enjoyed her appearances as it’s given me ample objectification opportunities seeing her in sexy high heels and showing a good deal of skin.
Tinsley Mortimer in Tight Jeans and High Heels
This is apparently Tinsley Mortimer. Never heard of her before. She has a Wiki page so I discovered she is a NY socialite. How nice. Photos of her are popping up in the blogosphere because she is appearing in the over-hyped crapfest called Gossip Girl. Yay. All I know is the girl is kinda hot. Well, at least in this photo she is a lot of hot. You can rock my world any day in tight jeans and high heels. Well done Tinsley.
Anne Hathaway in High Heels
Anne Hathaway is a stylish woman. I just can’t decide if she does much for me. I’m just not a fan of doe-eyed chicks. I am a fan of chicks with long and shapely legs with a penchant for donning sexy high heels. So in that regard I have to acknowledge that Anne offers some decent objectification opportunities as she is quite frequently perched on towering platform heels. Take this photo from some magazine. She is wearing short dresses and skirts while wearing Louboutin shoes. Bravo!
Connie Britton in High Heels
Behold the hottest MILF on TV. Connie Britton looks very sexy in her black dress and wedge high heels. She is on the best show no one can seem to bother watching: Friday Night Lights. I had a celeb crush on Connie back in her Spin City days. She was always wearing some hot looking ensemble. She is the hot mom/wife in FNL. I am a huge fan of red hair too. The girl is curvy and pretty. Call me a fan. Nice work Connie.
Celebrity High Heels After a Month
This blog has been functional for about a month now. I have posted celebrities in high heels that I like. I like the heels high, the legs shapely and the babes hot. It’s a simple recipe really. So I went through the logs to see who people like and the results were mildly amusing. I think I’ve posted a rather nice selection of celebrities wearing their high heels. I’ve posted Diane Sawyer in high heels. She’s in her 60’s and still looking very sexy. I posted Dana Delaney in high heels and she still looks amazing in her 50’s. I’ve posted Teri Hatcher in high heels and she’s rocking the 40’s. Charlize Theron is gorgeous in high heels and she is in her 30’s. And of course there are a ton of photos of chicks in their 20’s in high heels. So guess who the readers of this blog cared about the most so far?
1. Jessica Simpson – A lot of people want to see Jessica in her platform high heels. No wonder, as she has very shapely legs. She may get attention for her bosom but her legs are damn sexy as well. She garnered the most interest on this blog than any other celebrity by a huge margin.
2. Lindsey Lohan – People are digging the girl in her leggings. Judging by the results of the first two, this blog is clearly read by a young crowd.
3. Anna Kournikova – Interesting. She has done nothing, yet people still want to check her out.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow – Gwyneth pretty much kicked off this blog. She was tooling around in her towering high heel platform shoes for the Ironman promotion. She was looking incredible.
5. Kate Beckinsale – People love these leggings. Kate and Lindsey in high heels and leggings proved to be very popular posts.
Surprises: I thought more people would dig Charlize. She proved not as popular as Marisa Miller, Victoria Beckham, Fergie, hell, even Heidi Montag.
Charlize Theron in Black Dress and High Heels
Charlize Theron is out pimping her new movie Hancock with vigor the last few days. Hopping the globe over. Never missing a beat and looking smoking hot where ever she goes. Charlize is always wearing some sexy pair of high heels. She looks great in this little black dress and her stiletto heels. Way to go Charlize.
Danielle Lloyd in High Heels
I have no idea who Danielle Lloyd is. She’s making the recent red carpet rounds for some shit. Blog objectifiers everywhere are digging the girl. Must be something about her body. Let’s see. Nice legs? Check. Nice boobs? Check. Hips curvy? Roger. Pretty face? 10-4. All in all a good performance by your basic red carpet nobody. Silver high heel stilettos on the red carpet matches well don’t you think?
Carla Gugino in High Heels
Carla Gugino in high heels and a pretty purple dress. I have had a crush on this babe since the early days of Spin City. She is such a cute and sexy chick. Great body. Fantastic curves. Nice legs. Always stylish. Good to see her out and about wearing that pretty smile. I’m not a fan of short hair but a babe this pretty, it will have to be overlooked. So shoot me. I’m smitten by the girl.
Charlize Theron in White Dress and High Heels
Charlize Theron is looking very nice in her cut-down-to-there white dress and high heels. The disappointment in the whole thing is that the dress covers up way to much leg. There is no curve to observe either. The dress shows off a lot of chest, and I know this is blasphemy to be talking about the sexiest woman in the world, but she has no boobage. Emphasis needs to be placed elsewhere. What I want to see is more legs. Maybe some ass and hips. She has that going for her. But she’s not busty. Disappointingly there is little curve in this photo. Her gams are a saving grace and the high heels are very sexy. She can get away with this mess only because she is the Theron. A damn beautiful girl.
Kim Kardashian in High Heels and Yellow Dress
Crap. It appears that I have a bit of a celebrity crush on Kim Kardashian. She’s really cute and sexy isn’t she? Even in this little demure yellow dress she still manages to bring the sex appeal. I dig a chick that is stylish and curvy. She’s got great hips and of course everybody ogles her world-class ass. I’m glad she’s showing everything off right now because that ass ain’t gonna stay up and firm forever. May as well let it have it’s 15 minutes while it’s still firm and round. Good job with the dress and high heels Kim. Looks good.















