Archive for May, 2008
May 31, 2008 at 2:11 pm
· Filed under marisa miller ·Tagged marisa miller
Marisa Miller in high heels is almost not fair. This is a woman who gets paid to model and wear high heels virtually all day. If she’s not wearing them for sexy photo shoots she’s being photographed in them at various events. Lucky for us she probably never gets a chance to take them off except when she is on the beach for swimwear modeling. I think this woman is one of the sexiest babes around these days. I guess I’m not alone in that observation since she was voted #1 in the Top 100 Maxim list. I don’t know anyone this side of Charlize Theron that can compete with Marisa’s beauty and gorgeous legs. And sorry to say but Marisa’s curves compete much better too. It’s my job as objectifier to point these things out.
That said, this photo is amazing. There is something, well everything, about the back of a women’s legs in a pair of high heels. Given that Marisa is wearing a barely there dress makes it even more incredible. I’m not sure how I will be able to top this in posts to come.
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May 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
· Filed under victoria beckham ·Tagged victoria beckham
This is Posh. AKA Victoria Beckham. She always wears high heels. And usually she looks ridiculous. Much like Mariah Carey in my opinion. Now I do not personally know this woman. She may be in fact be perfectly lovely. But I find her annoying. A diva. I don’t care for diva-like behavior. She seems very high maintenance. This blog will typically showcase my objectification of sexy women in sexy high heels. It is instructional to show stupid looking chicks in high heels like Posh so you can appreciate gorgeous women like Kate Beckinsale or Elizabeth Hurley in high heels. The heels she is sporting aren’t even hot. They look like stripper heels. Stripper heels aren’t sexy. I’ll dig up something hot for the next post.
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May 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm
· Filed under kate beckinsale ·Tagged hot legs, kate beckinsale, kate beckinsale high heels, kate beckinsale legs, sexy legs, stilettos
Here are some of my favorite photos of Kate Beckinsale in stiletto high heels. The dress is only remarkable for the fact it shows off a lot of leg. Her hair and makeup is nothing spectacular I don’t think. Maybe it was a calculated effort to have attention diverted straight to her legs. OK, that’s probably not how it went down between her and her stylist but there is a lot of leg showing. And the very high heel stilettos she is wearing are just too damn sexy. I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it must be perched up on those shoes. But god bless her for wearing them because it is a very sexy look.
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May 28, 2008 at 6:40 pm
· Filed under fergie ·Tagged fergie
Seeing a lot of Fergie lately. She seems like a pretty cool chick. She appears lively and happy. And why not? She was a nobody that made it to the big time. She’s a popular singer. Has a hot actor boyfriend. And is a desired female among most men. The girl would seem to have it all. What I like about her is her insistence in pretty much flaunting her sexuality. She has a great body and usually has a pretty good sense of how to decorate it. I came across this photo on one of my blog stops today and thought she looked pretty posing like a crane. The photo was taken at the Sex and the Shitty premiere in NY. Not crazy about the dress but I’m guessing it was chosen to go along with whatever SATC theme was happening. But Fergie in red high heel platform shoes is distracting enough to forget the unfortunate dress choice. That whole outfit and look could change to a worst dressed nightmare if she was wearing some sensible shoes.
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May 27, 2008 at 7:06 pm
· Filed under cate blanchett ·Tagged cate blanchett
Over the last few years I have really started to appreciate Cate Blanchett more and more. Yea she’s a great actress but I never objectified her looks. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow, I just had no interest. That has changed now. I think Gwyneth has just been stunning over the last couple of months. And seeing some photos of Cate from Cannes really made me stop and wonder how did I miss this? This is a stylish woman. You hardly ever see her in the media and seldom in revealing clothes, so it’s been easy to dismiss her beauty. Well I didn’t dismiss these photos of Cate in Cannes. She looked amazing. I certainly wasn’t prepared to dig her body but dammitt, she has some really nice curves. I love the dress and her high heels are very elegant and sexy. Well done Cate. I’ll be keeping a lusty eye open for you in the future.
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May 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm
· Filed under kate beckinsale ·Tagged kate beckinsale, kate beckinsale high heels, kate beckinsale legs, liquid leggings
This is Kate Beckinsale sporting liquid leggings and high heel boots, on a casual trip to get coffee with her family. That’s right, she looks this good simply having a coffee with her husband and daughter. Amazing. How many women get up to spend a day with their family looking this good? Her husband, or partner, or whatever, has to be the luckiest guy this side of the dude married to Elizabeth Hurley, another sexy babe that always puts herself together.
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May 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
· Filed under Celebrities in High Heels ·Tagged jessica simpson
Pardon me for making a Jessica Simpson post. As much as I don’t care for her acting abilities or her singing talent, I do find her incredibly attractive. She seems to get a lot of shit from the blogosphere for various reasons. All I know is the girl is sexy and stylish. Maybe she doesn’t need entertainment anymore. Her Jessica Simpson shoes and hair extensions and god knows what else, made her empire something like $300 million last year. Holy crap! No wonder every wannabe starlet wants to pimp their own line of consumer goods.
OK, ok. So for the purposes of this blog and my constant search for women in high heels worthy of my objectification I present Jessica Simpson doing what she does best. Looking hot as hell. I will go on record (again?) that I think the sexiest thing a woman can do, perhaps one of the most feminine things a gal can do, is cross her legs. If she just happens to have a short dress and sexy pair of platform pumps on then all the better. Good work Jessica.
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May 24, 2008 at 7:24 pm
· Filed under diane sawyer ·Tagged diane sawyer
I’m not an age snob when it comes to female objectification. There are plenty of older women that many younger women could not begin to compete with. One such older babe is Diane Sawyer. Oh yes, I said Diane Sawyer. I have news for you: She has a fantastic body. She is 63 years old and still looks in her 40’s. I have zero interest in daytime talk shows. None. But if a vid cap of Diane comes my way it will get my attention. Seems I’m not the only one who can appreciate this leggy blonde’s beauty. This photo was captured from her interview of Harrison Ford this week. I really don’t care about Ford in the context of looking at Diane’s legs, so he got the boot from the photo.
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May 23, 2008 at 3:47 pm
· Filed under denise richards ·Tagged denise richards
So this week’s trainwreck appears to be Denise Richards. She and Charlie Sheen are ramping up the public insults. Something about sperm and each one calling the other a liar and email doctoring and blah, blah, blah. Denise Richards is pretty sexy. She has great body. I’d classify her as a top shelf MILF. She was on MTV promoting her stupid reality show. I guess she was trying to get The Hills crowd on board with her show. I didn’t see it as I haven’t watched MTV in like 20 years. But I have seen the photos. And where there are photos of sexy and hot chicks there will be objectification.
So I’m not overly thrilled with the photos I’ve seen. I like the dress. I like the shoes. Denise looks pretty. The body is fine. But the hat. I hate hats. It looked stupid. Denise has some of the best hair in the business. Why cover that shit up? There is something about Denise that leaves me thinking “eh”. The body is there. She’s pretty. She’s stylish…mostly. But there is something just not there. Kind of like this post. There is filler but there is just nothing here. No substance.
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May 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
· Filed under gwyneth paltrow ·Tagged gwyneth paltrow, gwyneth paltrow high heels, gwyneth paltrow legs
Photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in high heels are almost as common these days as rain in Scotland. And that is nothing but a good thing. I usually don’t like to keep repeating myself but when you are looking as good as Gwyneth has been lately there is really nothing for a female objectifier to do but acknowledge the efforts. As long as she is looking as beautiful as she has been, and is sporting sexy high heels on those fantastic legs of hers, then she will always have a place on this stupid blog.
This photo I believe was taken in Cannes. I love the dress. Who knew Gwyneth had such a nice bum? Guess I should have. If you have legs like she does, the bum usually follows. She just looks lovely with her hair swept up on top her pretty head. It is revealing in just the right places. I love how she looks in it. The shoes. They aren’t her typical 6 inch towering high heels that she is known for wearing a few weeks before but they are lovely nonetheless. I’m not certain I dig the big buckle on the toe, but otherwise they are sexy. Well done Gwyneth.
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May 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
· Filed under fergie ·Tagged fergie, fergie in high heels, fergie in leggings, high heels, leggings, liquid leggings
This is Fergie. I’m not a fan of pop music. And I haven’t been much a fan of this Fergie person. I guess she has a real name but I am not interested enough to find out what it would be. So Fergie it is. Here’s the thing: Until recently, I just never had much interest in objectifying her looks. I thought, sure she’s a pretty girl and has a nice body, but so does everybody else this side of Jennifer Hudson in pop music. But I’ve seen a couple of really nice bikini photosets and other glamor sets of the Fergie. I’ve started to come around. She’s sexy. Not in the timeless beauty that say a Monica Belluci is, but she is certainly no Britney. And I noticed her bum. Her butt. The ass. Sure there are big round bottoms like Kardashian’s rolling around, but Fergie’s is so much nicer. It appears firm and taught. A dancer’s ass. So what got me excited about Fergie are these photos of her performing in liquid leggings which coincidentally shows off that ass. And of course no ass in liquid leggings is complete without stepping into a pair of funky high heels. Well-done Fergie.
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May 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
· Filed under julianne moore ·Tagged julianne moore
Julianne Moore has long been a favorite actress of mine. She is smart and beautiful and fearless in her choice of roles. I love her beauty though. It appears untouched by surgery. She is something like 50 years old and still just as gorgeous as she always has been, not that I think it’s a bad thing to be 50 at all. There are so many gorgeous 50+ year old women and Julianne probably leads the list.
In my pursuit of objectifying women and their legs I have always loved the chair pose. It always involves women spreading their legs out. I think it is a bit naughty, yet very sexy. It has the effect of making their legs appear longer. Whether the woman straddles the chair or simply sits in the chair, it is always a very sexy pose.
This photo of Julianne shows just such a pose. Julianne is always so stylish and beautiful. Her hair is always simply amazing. And I have to say that those strappy high heels decorating her lovely legs are very nice.
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May 19, 2008 at 1:03 pm
· Filed under jennifer esposito ·Tagged jennifer esposito
This is Jennifer Esposito. I’m not certain what to think of her. She has a great body. But she seems like she is fighting the masculinity. Like it is a struggle to be the girly-girl. Remember that character she played in Rescue Me? She was a badass fireman who was all butch and shit but totally into guys? That is exactly how I picture her in real life. I don’t know this woman. She could be the biggest sissy girly-girl on the planet but she doesn’t give off that vibe. Is that a bad thing? Not really. Cool tomboyish chicks that embrace their girly side is really the best of both worlds for a dude. I’d like for my girl to be active and athletic by day and pretty and feminine by night. Anyway, I’m digging her sexy professional outfit with the stiletto heels here. Good work.
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May 18, 2008 at 1:43 pm
· Filed under sarah michelle gellar ·Tagged sarah michell gellar
There are two things that I really like when I am objectifying women and their legs. The first is the leg cross. I have no idea why that is so sexy but I believe it to be one of the most feminine things a woman can do. The second is the back of women’s legs in high heels. Obviously the high heel does amazing things to the length and tone of a women’s calf muscle. It may not be very comfortable but it is visually appealing. In this photo the very lovely and always stylish Sarah Michelle Gellar demonstrates just such a phenomenon.
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May 17, 2008 at 11:42 pm
· Filed under penelope cruz ·Tagged cannes, high heels, penelope cruz, penelope cruz in high heels
I’ve never been much of a fan of Penelope Cruz. She is very pretty but something about that nose has always put me off. Today I renounce my own displeasure of Penelope and say that I have been full of shit. She looks fantastic in this photo taken from her promotion of her Woody Allen film in Cannes. Let’s hope she forgoes the baby production for a while longer and allows us to revel in her incredible body. The dress is divine and the high heels are very pretty and sexy.
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